| Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 |
| 1:10 pm |
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| Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 |
| 9:20 am |
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| Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 |
| 6:41 am |
I adorrrre Hajj season. Yes indeed, I do. |
| Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 |
| 7:06 pm |
Yeeeess....
Of COURSE Jerrrry Falwell is here with me! His white, buttery lard-like body sprrrrreads so verrrrry NICELY onto giant slices of rye toast! Delicious! Then I shit him back out into my infurrrrnal litter box and do it all again! Current Mood:  full |
| Saturday, January 6th, 2007 |
| 10:07 am |
I bet you all thought I was DEAD didn't you!? Oh wait. At any rrrrrrate, I did not go on the Hajj this year. I had bigger fish to frrrrrry in the Lake of Firrre here. Everrrybody welcome SADDAM HUSSEIN to my eterrrrrnal party. It is purrrfect for I do not have to do anything to him. He just flounders in the lake and looks confused. HA! HA! ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) catsofblue, you arrre disappointing me. You could at least fart once in a while. Walking arrrround the house singing top 40 cat songs does not come nearrrrr tyranny. Try harder. |
| Sunday, August 20th, 2006 |
| 6:52 pm |
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| Saturday, July 29th, 2006 |
| 8:21 pm |
I hope you are all enjoying the weatherrrrrr I have exporrrrrted frrrrrom Hell? Wait until Decemberrrrrrr! I have PLANS. Current Mood: DeviousCurrent Music: Zarqawi playing xylophone on his OWN BONES |
| Monday, July 17th, 2006 |
| 4:57 pm |
 | You scored as Islam. Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already.
Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"), because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.
Islam | | 100% | Satanism | | 100% | Buddhism | | 0% | Hinduism | | 0% | atheism | | 0% | Christianity | | 0% | Paganism | | 0% | agnosticism | | 0% | </td>
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Notice that in my quiz, Judaism is not an option. This was not a mistake. The Perfidious Jew will not have any parrrrt in my worrrld. |
| Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 |
| 4:51 pm |
10 things I wish to say.
Ganked frrrrrom my mama... 1. I hate you. 2. I hope you die. 3. You are stupid. 4. I give you...my butt! 5. CANCER! In the HEAD! 6. I wish to eat Shamu. Brrrring me Shamu. NOW! 7. Your religion is stupid. 8. See you here verrrry soon. 9. I laugh at you. Ha! Ha! 10. I know you want to worrrrship me. |
| Monday, July 3rd, 2006 |
| 10:46 am |
This one is verrry true! Taken frrrom my uncle, who wishes to be mourned by Lord Vader. |
| Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 |
| 2:45 pm |
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| Friday, June 23rd, 2006 |
| 9:40 am |
Just so everrrryone knows, Al-Zarqawi is in hell, with me. He is enjoying my SPECIAL attention. You see, he thought that he was going to be with Allah and 72 black eyed virrrrgins. NO.....he is in hell with me and 72 black eyed virrrgins. Except the black-eyed virrgins are ALL CLONES OF ANDREA DWORKIN. And they are NYMPHOMANIACS. So Al-Zarqawi is constantly being raped by severrrrral Andrea Dworkins at a time all the while having to listen to the otherrrrrs read frrrrom their books on feminist theory on how THEY are being victimized. Oh it is so funny! EDIT: He begged me for some K-Y lubricant. I threw him some Ben-Gay. HA! HA! Current Mood: playfulCurrent Music: Al Zarqawi screaming |
| Saturday, April 29th, 2006 |
| 2:25 pm |
Oh if only this werrre not a Photoshop!
 Papa picked Mama up at worrrk today. On the way home, they drove by the Tuna Docks. They did not get out and procurrrre me trrribute! For this, Mama will watch "The View" for eterrrrnity in Hell. And Rosie O'Donnell is about to join the cast! |
| Friday, March 24th, 2006 |
| 8:25 am |
The Glorious Feast of My Incarnation!
Today is my 18th birrrrthday. The damned arrrre all singing to me. You can sing to me too! My only regrrrret is that now I cannot registerrr for the vote orrr receive the gift of a shotgun my mama and papa prromised me many yearrrrs ago. |
| Friday, March 3rd, 2006 |
| 9:49 pm |
Because my uncle tagged me.
| Guilt | What is yours? | Explain yourself | | Culinary: | Asian pears |
I'm supposed to be a carrrnivorrre. |
| Literary: | The Montreal Gazette | Such a terrrrible newspaperrrrr! "Le Devoir" is much better! | | Audiovisual: | Footage of 9/11. | Vanity. My finest bit of paw-work! |
| Musical: | The intro to Mozart's "Magic Flute" | Opera is horrrible! The instrrrrumentals are bootiful, though. |
| Celebrity: | George W. Bush | I cannot wait to see what that mongoloid will do next! |
Now I tag:-
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| Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 |
| 7:56 am |
I declare fatwa on Papa! He is Danish, afterrrr all. Current Mood:  grumpyCurrent Music: human blood sizzling in the lake of fire |
| Thursday, January 12th, 2006 |
| 7:20 am |
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| Tuesday, January 10th, 2006 |
| 10:34 am |
I Am A: Chaotic Evil Elf Thief Mage Alignment:Chaotic Evil characters are the most 'evil' people out there. They are willing to do anything to get ahead, and will kill anyone who stands in their way. A chaotic evil person sees no value in order and governments, and believes to the utmost in the tenant that 'Might Makes Right'. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance. Primary Class:Thieves are the most roguish of the classes. They are sneaky and nimble-fingered, and have skills with traps and locks. While not all use these skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class. Secondary Class:Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this. Deity:Mask is the Neutral Evil god of rogues, thieves. He is also known as the Lord of Shadows. He appears as a lithe man, shadowed, wearing dark clothing. His followers believe in stealth and wariness. They wear black and gray clothing, and carry weapons and armor similar to that of a thief. They frequently wear masks to conceal their identity. Mask's symbol is a dark, checkered mask. Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy of  NeppyMan (e-mail)There is no God but God! Howeverrrr, I do wearrrr a mask. |
| 10:28 am |
I have come to inforrrrm you all that I have temporarily exited Hell. I am on the Hajj. Keep watching CNN. Current Mood: piousCurrent Music: The Call to Prayerrrrrr |
| Tuesday, December 27th, 2005 |
| 9:12 pm |
Yesssss! This quiz is trrrrue! Papa and Michael Moore are both FAT MEN. They will go to the UN and demand burritos. Ganked frrrrom my uncle, who is almost as hateful as me. Almost. Current Mood: amusedCurrent Music: Screams of the damned in the lake of fire |
